Slop*Detector

SUSPICIOUSLY VIBEY — slop score 54/100

A handful of tells surfaced (feature-tile grid, pill tags, one/two-word punch sentences), but not enough density to convict. The score of 38/100 says suspicious habits, not a generated site.

Findings

• Feature-tile grid — Equal-width card grids of 3–4 identical tiles (icon, subheader, blurb) are the signature layout block of generated landing pages.
• Pill tags — Little fully-rounded pill badges sprinkled across the page ("New", "Beta", category chips) are a default garnish of vibe-coded UI.
• Vision analysis (placeholder) — No ANTHROPIC_API_KEY configured. With a key, Claude examines the screenshot for AI-generated imagery (garbled text in images, the DALL-E look, unfinished edges), hero/content mismatch, redundant sections, and fake demo personas.
• One/two-word punch sentences — Single dramatic words dropped as their own sentence ("Done." "Gone." "Period.") are an LLM emphasis habit, not a human one.
• AI vocabulary — Words statistically overrepresented in generated text: "seamless", "leverage", "unlock", "empower", "elevate", "robust" and friends.
• Sparkle/rocket emoji — ✨ and 🚀 scattered through headings and feature lists are the default garnish of generated landing copy.
• Writing analysis (placeholder) — No ANTHROPIC_API_KEY configured. With a key, Claude reads the full page copy against the inverted anti-AI style guide: rhythm, coherence between sections, specificity, and tells the regex pass can’t judge in context.